Tuesday 24 March 2009

60ft Penis found on Berkshire roof. (Yeah, you heard me...)


So what's the going rate for punishment these days: beat a kid up in school, no cable privileges for a month.  Phallic graffito on the roof of your parent's £1m home? Continue travelling at your parents' expense with the threat of cleanup duty upon return. 

It's a cosmic oversight that I didn't have these parents growing up.  World domination would have been not too far behind, I reckon...

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